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Naughty Jokes in English

Whyy do wohmen wear pentiezz
wid flowerzz on dm?
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In luvin memoriezz of all d facezz
dt hve been buriedd there!😉

Wifee sayzz 2 her husband
“U wanaa changee postionzz 2night?”
Husband – Yezzz sweethrt
Wife sayzz – Ok darlien, U doh d dishezz,
n I wiel sit on d couchh n faart!😉

If a tiger attackzz ur mothr-in-law
n ur wifee at d sayme time..
Whomm wouldd U saave?
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Santaa – Ofcourszz,
D tigerr…beczz verie few of dm are left!!😉

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Rab merey piyaar tak ye sandesh pahucha dey..

Rab merey piyaar tak ye sandesh pahucha dey..
Uss key dil mey kayaal meyra jagaa dey..
Khoo gaya hey woh apanie he duniyaa mey..
Usakoh meyrie bi jarasie yaad dilaa dey!😭

Sochaa yaad na karkey jalaungaa unakoh,
Kisie aur kaa naam leykar tadpaunga unkoh,
Par chot lageygi unkoh toh dard mujeyhe hoga,
Ab ye bataoo kiss taraha satau unko!😭

Pataa hey”Miss U” kitana dard baraa word hey
M – Mushkil hota hey,
I – Intezaar karmaa,
S – Sarie zindagie
S – saans leyna
U – unkey binaa
jisey hum chahatey hey..I Miss U😭

Barleyla khisa mansala..

Barleyla khisa mansala duniyaa dakavtoh..
Rikama khisa matra duniyetali mansa dakavtoh!?

Prashna sutnya-sarka asel tar kalji karnyasarkey kai?
Anie toh sutat nasel tar kalji karun kai upyog??

Rasta sundr asel tar nakie vichara toh kuthey jaatoh..
Pan deyha sundar asel tar matra rasta kasa ahey hey bagu naka..rastyavar chalat raha!?

Kallicha fulna haa tar..

Kallicha fulna haa tar tichach gun..
Vedya kavisatie matra ti premachi khun
Pakrache bol konasati gaaney
Kuna yei dundie koni cheydi taraney
Kadi gulabie thandi kadi vaara dhund
Kunie shodey radha kuna hava mukund!?

Prem ye algad haati baslelya phulpakara sarka asta,
Moklya haathavar unmukta baagdat asta,
Pan mithit kondayla gela,
tar maatra gudmarun jaata..!!?

Shanik hastey shanik rustey..
Tujya preymachi katyaar kaljaat gustey..
Haatat dey haath..nakoh samju dilaasa..
Premachya sparshat saara kulasaa!?

Funny SMS Marathi

Bayko – kai ho..itkya halu awajaat konashi bolatai?
:
navra – Bahinishi
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Bayko – aaho mag, bahinishi itkya halu awajat kashala bolayla hava?
:
navra – aga majya nahie..tujyaa bahinishie boltai!?

Maaster – Sonyaa saang pahu..chandravar pahiley pahul konie taakley?
Sonya – Niel armstrong
Maaster – Agadi barobar..anie dusrey paahul koni taakley?
Sonya – tyanech takla asel kie..tey kai langda vatla vai tumhala!?

Mulgaa – malaa tumchyaa mulishi lagna karaycha ahe?
:
Baap – tujya pagaarat tichie toilet paper pan yenar nahie
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Mulgaa – baaprey yevdi hagatie…mag rahudyaa!?