Best SMS on Life

Milna kiss kaam ka agr DIL na miley,
chalana bekaar hai joh chalkey manjil na miley!!

Na koi raaha aasan chahiye,
Na he humet pehachan chahiye,
Ek he cheez maangatey hai roz bagwaan se,
aapano key cheharey pe har pal,
pyaari se muskaan chahiye!!

Kabee zindagi mey kisike liye mat rona
kyoki woh tumarey aasuyon ke kaabil nahi hoga
aur joh in aasuyon ke kabil hoga
woh tumey kabi roney nahi dega!!

Best Kiss SMS for Love

Hothon sey teri hothon ko gilaa kar du
terey hothon ko mey aur bi rasilaa kar du
Tu is tarahh pyar karey ki pyaar ki intihaa ho jaye
terey hothon ko chuss kar aur bi joshilaa kar du!!

Kiss kiss ke mehafil mey,
kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya,
ek woh hai jisney har miss koh kiss kiya,
ek aap hai jisney har kiss koh miss kiyaa!!

Aaj barissh mey tere sang nahaana hai
sapna ye meraa kitana suhaana hai
barissh ki bundey joh girey tere hothon pe
unhe apaney hothon se uthaana hai!!

Sad SMS Hindi – CuteSMS

Bikarey hey iskq koi sajaa nahi deta..
Khamoshh hey sab koi awwajj nahi deta..
Kal key vaadey toh sab kartey hey..
Magar kyu koi saath mera aj nahee deta!!

Jab kuch Saphaney adhurey Reha jate hey..
Tab Dil key Dard ansu ban ke baha jaatey hey
Joh kehata hai ki hum Sirf Apakey hey
Pata nhi woh kaisa Alvida kaha jaata hey!!

Humney bi kabi pyaar kiya tha..
Toda nhi beshumaar kiya tha..
Dil tuth kar raha gaya..
Jab usney kaha, are meine toh majaak kiya tha!!

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Banta : kal meine ek admi ko dariya mey dubety hue bahar nikal liya
Santaa – fir kya hua?
Banta : fir vaapis dariyaa mey fek diya
Santaa – tumney aisaa kyu kiyaa
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Banta : kahaavat hai..”Neki kar dariyaa mey daal”!!

Santaa ki girlfriend ( santaa sey) –
Gaadi tej mat chalao, muje dar lag raha hai
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Santaa – agar tuje darr lag raha hai toh,
meri tarah tu bee aankhey band kar ley!!

Bantaa ko sapney mey ek ladki ney chappal mari..
2 din santaa bank nahi gaya..
Kyu ki bank mey likaa tha..
“hum apke sapano ko hakikat mey badalte hai”!!