Lovely Good Morning SMS

Hum saara samay iss intezaar mey bitaaa detey hey ki
koi adarsh raasta humey mil jaayey ..
magarhum bhul jaatey hey ki raastey chalney
se bantey hey intezaar karney se nahi!!
Good morning friends

Subaha koh sataana achaaa lagata hey,
sooye koh jagaana achaaa lagataa hey,
jab yaad aatee hey kisee ke toh,
usey bhe apanee yaaad dilaana achaa lagata hey!!
suubh prabhaat!!

Cheharey par hasee,aankhon mey khushe..
ghum kaa kahee kaam na ho..
har khushiyaa laayey apakey jivan mey barapur kushiyaa..
jisakey dhalney ki kohi shaam na ho!!

Love SMS For Your GirlFriend

Dil key bajaar mey daulat nhee dekie jaatie,
Piyaar ho jaahey toh surat nhee dekie jaatie,
Ek he insaan phar luthaa doo sab kuchh kyuu ke,
Passand hp chizz toh kimmath nhee deyki jaati!!

Julafoon mey teyri hey meyri jannat bhasi..
Ghum koh chupaa leyti hey teeyri ye dilakash hasi..
Tu ho samaney aur waqt thaher jaayey..
Hey zindagee huiii hee tujey dektey gujarr jayey!!

Apakee yaad he meyri jaan hey
shaayd is haqiiqat sey aap anjhaan hey
mujey kudh nhee pataa kee mey kaaun hu
apakaa piyaar he meyri pehachaan hey!!

Funny Marathi SMS

Ek vivaahit mansache tyachya secretary barobr affair astey..
Ekda te doge pan daiting la jaatat..
Tyana kup ushir hoti..
Toh maanus tyachya secretary la sodun
cricket chya maidananvar jato
ani apli pant vha shirt dagdaavar gaasun malavto..
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Bayko – aj yevda vel ka jala ho yala
Navra – bag me kara sangtoi ki..
maja eka muli barobar affair ahe ani me
tila dating karayla geun gelo hoto..
Bayko – Javal yeun tyala mithi maarun bolte
“Kotardya cricket kelayla gela hotat na tumi”
Yaala mhantat kara “navra”

Stri doctarana mhantey – yana thik kara ho
Ye ratri jopet motya motyane maje naav get astat..
Doctor – He tar changli ghosta ahe,tumhi farach lucky aahat..
Stri – kasli domblachi lucky, udya tyanchi bayko yenar ahe gavavarun!!

Kokla jaat nasel tar
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Girlfriend chya ootana madh lahun kiss karaa..
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gulaab jamun cha swaad pan lagel ani kokla pan jail tumcha!!
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Doctor himran hashmi
stri rog cha doctor

Funny Jokes 2016

Ladki – Dadiji, apkey jamaney mey..
10-11 bacche kyu hote the??
Dadi – Are beti, humarey jamaney mey
Whatsapp aur facebook par samay karaab nhi karte the!!

Kon kehata hai sirf dil jalta hey..
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Jara Dup mey kadi bike par baith ke toh deko!!

Bikari – car mey baithe ek modern aunty se
Memsaab muje bagwaan ke naam se 100rupey de do..
Aunty – paise dene ke baad boli..
Paise toh le liye ab duhaa toh dete jaaho..
Bikari – car mey toh baithi hai moti,
Ab kya rocket par baithegi??