Navratri Devi Maa SMS

Barpur pyaar miley tohafey mey apko,
Kushiyaan nashib ho beshumaar apko,
Na rahey koi ghum apaki zindagi mey,
Aisa ho navratri ka aagaj apko!!!

Pag pag phool kiley..
Kushee ap sabako miley..
Kabee na ho apako dukh kaa saamanaa..
Apako humaree taraf se navratri ki bahut bahut shubkaamna!!

Devi maa ke kadam apkey ghar mey aaye..
Aap khushee sey nahaaye,
Pareshaniyaa apasey aankh churaaye..
Navratri ke apkoh dero shubkaamnaye!!

Navratri SMS

Laal rang ki chunari sey sajaa maa ka darbar,
harasheet huaa mey pualkit huaa sansaar,
Nayee 2 kadmoo sey maa aaye apakey dwaar,
Mubaarak hoo apako navratrii ka tyoohaar!!

Kushiyaaan ki overfloww..
Masti kabee naa hoo low,
apanoh kaa surrur chaaya rahey..
Dil mee bharee maaya rahey,
shooharat kee ho bahuchaar..
aisaaa ayye apakey liyee daandiyaa ka tyohaar!!

Maa durgaa,
Maa ambeey,
Maa jagadambeyy,
Maa bhawaani,
Maa vaishnaao,
Maa chandnee,
Maata ranee meree aur apaki manokaamna puree karey!!
JAI MATA DI!!

Marathi Latest Jokes

Varan baatachya jevnala lok garatil
Lahanaana patavtat ani bokdachya jevnala mhantat
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Malach java lagel nahitar tyana raag yeil!!

Undrachi toli talvari geun daavat hoti,
Rastyat vaagane vicharla, ka rey? ka daavtai? Raada kai ahe?
Undir : aaichya gaavat, tikde admin ne ganpati
samorcha modak palavla ani naav amchya var alai
saglya groupchich vaat lavto!!

Chinese lokancha bara ahe raav..!!
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Ek gf sodun geli tari tashich disnari dusri milte!!

Hindi SMS – Funny

Apkoh yaha jaankar bahut khushi hogi ki
“chatting” aur “Gapshup” ke liye
Whatsapp duniyaa bar mey dusre number par
pahuch gayi hai..
Pehle number par abi be auratey he hai!!! heheheh

Woh din dur nahi jab local railway
aur basoo mey chipke postaro mey dekenge..
“15 din mey whatsapp ki aadat chudaye”
Bangali baba,
Ashok appt, bustand key samney, xyz xyz!!

Joh ladka apni girlfriend ke liye
raat bar jagta hai
Wahi ladka
Bata sakta hai ki sabse badiya battery
“backup” wala mobile kaunsa hai!!