Bachpan kie woh amirie na..

Bachpan kie woh amirie na jaaney kahaa kho gayie..
Warnaa kabie barish kie panie mey..Humarie bi jahaaj chalaa kartie thie!☔

Bariesh kie taraha tujapey barasatie rahey kushiyaan..
Harr boond terey dil sey har ek ghum koh mithaa dey!☔

Izz baarish key mausamm mey ajieb sie kashiesh hai..
Naa chahatey huee bie kohie shiddath sey yaad aatah hey!☔

Naughty Jokes in English

Whyy do wohmen wear pentiezz
wid flowerzz on dm?
:
In luvin memoriezz of all d facezz
dt hve been buriedd there!?

Wifee sayzz 2 her husband
“U wanaa changee postionzz 2night?”
Husband – Yezzz sweethrt
Wife sayzz – Ok darlien, U doh d dishezz,
n I wiel sit on d couchh n faart!?

If a tiger attackzz ur mothr-in-law
n ur wifee at d sayme time..
Whomm wouldd U saave?
:
Santaa – Ofcourszz,
D tigerr…beczz verie few of dm are left!!?

Rab merey piyaar tak ye sandesh pahucha dey..

Rab merey piyaar tak ye sandesh pahucha dey..
Uss key dil mey kayaal meyra jagaa dey..
Khoo gaya hey woh apanie he duniyaa mey..
Usakoh meyrie bi jarasie yaad dilaa dey!?

Sochaa yaad na karkey jalaungaa unakoh,
Kisie aur kaa naam leykar tadpaunga unkoh,
Par chot lageygi unkoh toh dard mujeyhe hoga,
Ab ye bataoo kiss taraha satau unko!?

Pataa hey”Miss U” kitana dard baraa word hey
M – Mushkil hota hey,
I – Intezaar karmaa,
S – Sarie zindagie
S – saans leyna
U – unkey binaa
jisey hum chahatey hey..I Miss U?