Christmas Funny Whatsapp Status in English

Chirstmazz izz cancelled!!!
I toold santaa i hve bin gud dis year. He diedd laughin!!?

Howw do U knw santaa haz to bee a man?
Noh women wouldd wear d samme outfiet yeaar aftr yeaar!!?

I am dreeamin off whitee chirstmazz
Nott causzz I lik snoww or anythin, I am juzz racisst!!?