Cute Funny SMS

Class teachr – sabasey jyadaa nashhaa kess chez mey hotha hey
Student – padaai
Class teacher – woh kasiey batao?
student – khitaabey koltey he neend joh aa jati hey!!

Juth bolaney key alag rup..
Bacho key liye paap
premiyo ke liye kalaa
kuwaro key liye anivarya
aur shadishuda key liye shanti se jine ka maarg!!

Arzz kiya hey
humaney patayi ek ladaki toh sochaa humari
lotery nikal gayi..
Date par bulaya milney ko toh
haay ye futi kismat..
Muje raakhi bandke chali gayi!!