Doo paagal chat par roo rahey the..

Doo paagal chat par roo rahey the..
Achaanak he baariesh honey lagie..
Peyhala paagal bola..
“Chal na andar chalatey hey..aasman mey ched hoh gayey hai”
Dusra paadal bola..
“chal so jaa..lagata hey welding waley bi aa gayey hai”!?

Ek Aadmie hotel manager sey..
Jaldie chaloh plzz..
meyri wife kidakie sey kud kar jaan deyna chahitie hai..
Manager – par isamey mey kyaa kar sakata hu?
Aadmie – Abey ullu ke pattey!!
Kidkie nahie khul rahie hai!! lol?

Ek sexie ladakie ney pappu ko
awaaj die aur bolo “ohh bhai jaan, krupaya suniye jaraa”
:
Pappu bola: Oyye heroinee
Peyhaley faisaley kar bhaai yaa jaan
Confuse kyu kar rahie hai!! hehehe?