Funny Cute SMS

Shadee ek aisaa din hey jab dulhaa
stage pr apnee dulhan key sath Baithey hue
Dusri ladkiyon ko dekkar sochtaa hai..
Ye sab aaj sey pehaley kaha mar gayi thi!!

Ek khubsarat ladkee bus stand par kadi thi,
Ek naujavan bola – chand toh raat mey nikalta hai
toh aj din mey kaisa nikal aaya??
Ladki boli – arey ullu toh raat ko bolta hai
toh aj din mey kaise bol raha hai!!

Ek pareshaan pati baaba key paas gaya
aur bola “baba meri patni do din sey khamosh hai”
Baba hairat sey bole – toh bacha mere paas kyu aaye ho?
“genius book of world record” ke paas jaayo!!

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