Funny husband wife jokes hindi

Patni – sach sach batao, ye kamwali bai ke saath
tumney kyaa lafdaa kiya??
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Pati – kya bakvaas kar rahi ho? kyu kya huaa??
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Patni – Kal tak muje memsaab kahakr bulati hai..
Aj didi bulaa rahi hai..Kyu??

Patni – Kitnaa pyaar karte ho ap mujse??
Pati – Bahot pyaar kartaa hu..Shahajaan itna..
Patni – mey marney ke baad kya tum tajmahal baandoge?
Pati – mey toh plot mey ley chuka hu pagali..
Der tooh tu kar rahi hey…hahahah!!

Patni – Shona ap na bag pack kar log abi
Muje na 10 crore ki lottery lag gayi hai…
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Pati – Oh meri darling..bag mey konse kapde daalu
Summer ya winter ki??
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Patni – Joh de daalana hey daalo…aur mere samney
se dafaaa ho jao jadli!!

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