Funny Jokes 2016

Ladki – Dadiji, apkey jamaney mey..
10-11 bacche kyu hote the??
Dadi – Are beti, humarey jamaney mey
Whatsapp aur facebook par samay karaab nhi karte the!!

Kon kehata hai sirf dil jalta hey..
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Jara Dup mey kadi bike par baith ke toh deko!!

Bikari – car mey baithe ek modern aunty se
Memsaab muje bagwaan ke naam se 100rupey de do..
Aunty – paise dene ke baad boli..
Paise toh le liye ab duhaa toh dete jaaho..
Bikari – car mey toh baithi hai moti,
Ab kya rocket par baithegi??