Funny Jokes of Santa Banta

Santaa – tumey pataa hey duniya mey sabse
duki aadmi kon hai
Bantaa – kon?
Santa – panie puri wala
Banta – aaisa kyu?
santa – ladaki kuvaarie ho yaa shaadi shudaa
usey baiya he bulati hai!!

Santa – tum bike itnaey Tej kyu chalaa rahey ho?
Banta – yaha letter urgent dena hai
Santa – kaha??
Banta – adress padna time nhi hai
Santa – Ok go faast

Banta key lipz jaley hue tey
Santaa – kaisey jaley
Santa – wife koh railway stn chodney gayaa taa
Banta – Toh kya hua?
Santaa – khushie ke maarey train key engine koh choom liya!!