Funny Marathi SMS

Ek vivaahit mansache tyachya secretary barobr affair astey..
Ekda te doge pan daiting la jaatat..
Tyana kup ushir hoti..
Toh maanus tyachya secretary la sodun
cricket chya maidananvar jato
ani apli pant vha shirt dagdaavar gaasun malavto..
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Bayko – aj yevda vel ka jala ho yala
Navra – bag me kara sangtoi ki..
maja eka muli barobar affair ahe ani me
tila dating karayla geun gelo hoto..
Bayko – Javal yeun tyala mithi maarun bolte
“Kotardya cricket kelayla gela hotat na tumi”
Yaala mhantat kara “navra”

Stri doctarana mhantey – yana thik kara ho
Ye ratri jopet motya motyane maje naav get astat..
Doctor – He tar changli ghosta ahe,tumhi farach lucky aahat..
Stri – kasli domblachi lucky, udya tyanchi bayko yenar ahe gavavarun!!

Kokla jaat nasel tar
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Girlfriend chya ootana madh lahun kiss karaa..
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gulaab jamun cha swaad pan lagel ani kokla pan jail tumcha!!
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Doctor himran hashmi
stri rog cha doctor

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