Funny Santa Banta Jokes Hindi

Santa kadi aur chaawal mix
karkey khaa raha tha..
ki achaanak sey us par ek
makki aakar baith gayi…
Santa – chal hath pagali ye woh nahi hai
joh tu soch rahi hai…!! hahah

Santaa – Kal raat humarey padosi ko pataa nahi kyaa huaa!!
Aadi raat ko aakar humara darwaaza pitaney lagaa..
:
Bantaa – achaa fir apaney kyaa kiyaa?
:
Santa – Meine kyaa karnaa tha,
Mey bi masti mey tablaa bajaata raha!!

Santa – Apakee shaadee kiss sey hui?
Banta – meriee shaadee ek aurat sey hui hey
Santa – bewakuff kabee kisie mard sey
bee shaadi hotie haii kya?
Banta – Haan, merey behan ki hui hai!!

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