Funny Sms for Girlfriend in Hindi

LIPZZ mirachee kee taraha..
GHAAL tamaatar kee tarahaa..
AANKHEN matar kee tarahaa..
SHAKAL kaddu kee tarahaa..
hey bagawaan ek piyaara sa dostt diya woha bee sabaji mandi kee taraha!!?

AAshiq paagal ho jaata hai pyaar mey,
Baki kasar purie ho jaati hey intezaar mey,
Magar ye dilrubaa nhee samajtee,
Golgappe khaati firate hey bajaar mey!!?

Aarz hey..
Merey dil kee boling ney usake
dil ka wicket giraa diyaa…
Par takdir toh deko, uska baap empire tha..
Mere Ball ko “NO ball” dekar
“Free Hit” Bana diya!!!!?

Ladkaa – Mujey lagataa hey humaara saath
ab yahi tak tha..
Ladkee – Aisaa kyuuu babiee..kiyaa tum merey
paapa sey miley tey?
Ladkaa – Nahee tumaree chotie beyhen sey meela tha!!?

Ladka apanie girlfriend sey chatting kar rahaa hey
Ladkaa – kahaa ho tum?
:
Ladki – Net pey baithaa hu..
:
Ladkaa – tabie mey kahu ye note kyu nahie chal rahaa
Uthh jaa moti!!?