Funny SMS Marathi

Bayko – kai ho..itkya halu awajaat konashi bolatai?
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navra – Bahinishi
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Bayko – aaho mag, bahinishi itkya halu awajat kashala bolayla hava?
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navra – aga majya nahie..tujyaa bahinishie boltai!?

Maaster – Sonyaa saang pahu..chandravar pahiley pahul konie taakley?
Sonya – Niel armstrong
Maaster – Agadi barobar..anie dusrey paahul koni taakley?
Sonya – tyanech takla asel kie..tey kai langda vatla vai tumhala!?

Mulgaa – malaa tumchyaa mulishi lagna karaycha ahe?
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Baap – tujya pagaarat tichie toilet paper pan yenar nahie
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Mulgaa – baaprey yevdi hagatie…mag rahudyaa!?