Funny Jokes SMS – Cutesms

Biwi – Haa ji apko patah hai..
woh bi admi naach raha hai na daru pikar
usse meine 10 saal pehle reject kiya hai,

Hubby – Saala abitak celebrate kar raha hai!!

 

School Teacher – Sacch aur vehham mey kya farakk hai

School Student – App jooh humey padaa rahey ho woh sachh hey
lekin hum paddh rahey hey ye apka veham hey!!

 

Ladki – Jaanu tum haftey mey kitaney baar shave kartey ho,
Ladka – mey toh din mey 30-35 baar shev karta hu,
Ladki – pagal ho kya tu?
Ladka – Mey toh naahiee hu!! hehhehehe