Hindi Jokes – Haso aur dusro ko Hasao

“Shaadi kya hai”

Bijali key doo taar..
Sahi judey toh prakash he prakash..
Galat judey toh
Dhamakey he Dhamakey!!

Lamahaa Lamahaa zindagee gujar jayegi
Ek saptaaha baad “new year” aa jayega,
Abisey humaree shubkamnaye le lo
Fir shubkamna bi common ho jayegii!!!

Ek ladki ney sasural sey apnee maa ko cal kiya,
Ladki – Maa kal meri unke saath ladai ho gayi,
Maa – Koi baat nahi beti, Pati patni mey toh jagdaa hote rehta hai,
Ladki – Haa woh sab toh theek hai “lekin” laash ka kyaa karu