Hindi SMS Jokes

Na jeeney ki aarzoo na maraney ka khauff
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The numbr U r tryine is cureently switche off!!?

Kabiee sochaa hai..
Mandir mey purush he poojari kyu hotey hey?
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Taaki bakto kaa dyaan bagwaan sey batakey nahi!!?

Purani kahaawat hey ki..
Sotey samay tention leke nahi sonaa chahiye..
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aacharya ki baat hai, fir bi lok
apaney biwi ke saath sotey hai!!?