Hindi Jokes , Hindi SMS, Jokes in Hindi

Shikshak – Tumaney Aj be homework nahi kiya,
Bolo tumey kyaa sajaa du..

Pappu – Sir, woh last bench wali ladki ne bi
homewrk nahi kiya

“Hum dono koh bathroom mey band kar do plzz!!

 

Doh paagal criecket match dekha rahey tey
Pleyer ney chakkah maara

Peyhalaa paagal bolaa waaha khya Goal maara hey

Dusraa paagal bola arey ismey goal nhee hotaa,
Cricket mey hotaa hey!!

 

Pappaa – Din bar facebook pr baitha rehata hey
Tujhey ye roti nhi deni wali hai,

Bacha – Paapa mujhey bi pataa hey roto nhi degi
par roti banane wali toh milegi!!