Husband hotel key room mey..

Husband hotel key room mey sey hotel manager toh phone kartaa hey
“pleazze jaladie aao, merey wifee sey meyraa jagdaa huaa hey,
aur woh bol rahie hai ki woh hotel kie kidakie sey kud jayegi”
Manager – sorrie sir, but diss izz ur personall issue
Husband – aabey saley kidakie nahie khul rahie hai
Manager – Thizz is the maintenance issue! heheh😁

Patie – Mujey toh apnoh ney lutaa..
Gairoh mey kahaa dum thaa..
Merie kashtie he wahaa dub gayie..
Jahaa panie kam tha..
Kichan mey sey patnie ka jawaab aaya – Tum toh ho he gadhe!😁

Kisiney khub kahaa hey..
Joh patie apnie biwie sey dartaa hey
woh swarg mey jaata hey
Aur joh nahie dartey unke liye
dartie he swarg samaan hotie hai!😁