Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi

Patni ney gussy sey kaha – mey tang aa gayiee hu mujey talaak chahiye
Pati – ye lohh chocklate khaao
Patni (romantic hotey hue) – manaa rahey ho kya mujey
Pati – nahee rey pagali
Maa kehati hey achaa kam karney sey pehale mithaa khana chaiye!!

Patni – Agar mey apko 4-5 din ghar mey naa diku
toh app kaisey lageygaa
Pati – acchaa lagegaa
Fir toh patani ussey somvaar, mangalvaar, budhvaar, guruvaar
yaha chaar din nahee diki
Shukravar koh jab aankh he sujan todisi kam ho gayi
Tab todi todi dikai deney shuru ho gayi!!

Patni raat ko aasman key tarey dekty hue apney pati sey –
“baatao je woh kon si cheez sey joh tum dek toh saktey ho
lekin todh nhee sakatey”
Pati – nhee mey nahi bataungaaa
Patni – baataao naa plzzz
pati – tera muhhhhh!!hahahhahah

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