Husband Wife Hindi Jokes

Patnie – Sunooh jie
Doctorr ney mujey ek mahiney aaram key liye
switzerland yaa parizz janey koh kahaa hey
:
hum kaha jayenge?
Patie – dusarey doctorr key paas!?

Patie (Gussey mey) – kyaa tumaney mujey kutaa kahaa
Patanie chup
Patie – kyaa tumaney mujey kutta kahaa..
Patnie – nahie kaha.. plzz ab bauknaa band karoh!?

Patnie – Kuch saala peyhale meri figure
pepsie key bottle key jaisei thi
:
Patie – Woh toh ab bee hai
:
Patni – Sach?
:
Patie – Haa, pehaley bottle 300ML thi, ab 2 litre hai!?