Husband Wife Jokes!!

Pati – jab mey mar jaahu toh
samney wali family ko jarur bulana..
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Patni – Kyu??
:
Pati – Unkey ghar key ladiez murdey sey
lipat lipat key roo rahi thi!!

Hahahah heheeheheh!!

Pati – sajniee apnie julfoo ko jara
savaar bi liyaa karoo?
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Patni (sharmatey hue) – app bee naa..
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Pati – Maa kasam agli baar khaney mey baal aa gaya na
Toh “sajni” se “gajni” banaa dunga!!

Pati – Aajkal tum naa  cigrate
piney sey rokti ho..
Aur naa sharaab piney sey,
Kya sab shikayat khatam?

Patni – nahee, LIC wala parso he sab
fayde bataakar gaya hai!!