Best Husband Wife Jokes!!

Pati – tumare roz roz ki nayi nayi
farmayisho se pareshan hokar mey suicide kar lunga,
Patni- Ap bina rulaake he maanoge,
Chalo achese si ek safed saree dil se de do bas
Nahitoh teravi par kya pehanungi!!

Patie – aaj 9 bajey kutto ki res hey..
mujhe waha jaana padega!!
Patni – aap bi na..hadh kartey ho haa
Thik se vhala jaata nahi aur res lahganey ki padi hai!!

Ek dukie pati apane patni kah
antim sanskar karakey ghar pahuch rahaa tha..
Achanak bijali chamaki, baadal garajney lagey
Aur Jor Jor Se barish honey lagiee..
Dukie Pati Bola – ” lagtaa hey upar pahuch gayi!!”

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