Marathi Jokes

Ek mulgaa devala vicharo “tila gulab ka avadto”
Te tar ekaa divsaat marun jaato..
Mag tila me kaa nahi aavdat??
Me tar tichyasati roz marat asto..
Dev uttar detat ” bhaari re..”
Ek no!! Whatsapp Var Taak!!

Me tichyaa gharee gelo hoto laal gulaab geun
Sangayla ki tuje DIL mala denar ka..
Tichyaa aaine ugadla darwaza, me gaabrun bolalo
2 rupayala gulaab ahe genaar ka??

Bayko : Kai ho..Itkya halu awaajat konashi boltoi?
Navra : Bahinishi
Bayko : Aho mag..bahinishi itlya halu awajat kashala bolayla hava?
Navra : aga majya bahinishi nahi…tuja bahinishi boltoi!!