Marathi SMS Jokes

Ti – kashee disatiye me..
Toh – agdi priyanka chopra sarki..
Ti – Karach!! DON madli ki KRISH madli..
Toh – Barfi madli..hahhaha

Colege chi pahilich bet hoti..
Pahilyandach betnari ti great hoti..
Roz yeta jaata amchi bet hot hoti..
Chamaknarya jyoti saraki chamkat hoti..
Roz ti manaat barat hoti..
Chukun ushiraa aali tar biti vaatat hoti..
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arey gabaru naka mitrano ti apli S.T. Mandalachi BUS hoti!!

Mulga ani mulgi dogehi kup hasat hotey..
ani achanak muline chehara lapavla

Mulga – kai jala g?
Mulgi – kahiee nhi..
Mulga- saang na g..
Mulgi – kahee nahee mhantala naa re..
Mulga – sang naa plss g
Mulgi – arey hasta hastaa shembudach ala!!haha