Naughty Hindi SMS

SHADI..
S – Shaantie baang
H – himmat khatam
A – azaadie samaapth
D – diemaag karaab
I – Imtiehaan shuruh
:
Jisakie ho gayie JHELOO..n Jiskie nahie huie JEE LO!?

Mey meyrie ex-girlfiend koh dusrey key saath dekakar
Kabie buraa nahie maanta..
:
Kyukie meyrie maa kehatie hai
Kheley hue kiloney garibo mey baat deney chahiyey!?

MARK ZUCKERBERG ek akeyla duniyaa mey
aisaa insaan mey..
:
Jisakie maa bolatie hai…
:
“Beytaa tuh timepazz chod
Aur facebook pe jyada dyaan dey”!?