Naughty Jokes in English

Whyy do wohmen wear pentiezz
wid flowerzz on dm?
:
In luvin memoriezz of all d facezz
dt hve been buriedd there!?

Wifee sayzz 2 her husband
“U wanaa changee postionzz 2night?”
Husband – Yezzz sweethrt
Wife sayzz – Ok darlien, U doh d dishezz,
n I wiel sit on d couchh n faart!?

If a tiger attackzz ur mothr-in-law
n ur wifee at d sayme time..
Whomm wouldd U saave?
:
Santaa – Ofcourszz,
D tigerr…beczz verie few of dm are left!!?