New Year Whatsapp Status in English

Peoople treat neew yer lieke sum sorrt of lifee changin event
If urr life succked laast year, itzz probably still going too suck 2morrow!?

Maa new year reesolution izz 2 be moree optimisstic
by kiping maa cup haalf wid eithr rumm, voodka or whissky!!?

Maaa neew year ressolution izz 2 stoop haangin wid peoplee
whoo assk me about maa neww yearz resoluution!!?