Kyaa jamaana aa gaya..??

Kyaa jamaana aa gaya..??
waah bhaai waahhh
Ladkoh par film banie ” ek tha tiger”
n ladkiyon par film banie “Ek thi daaiyaan”!😅

Agarr apakaa dost online reyhane key baad bi
apkoh reply nahiee dey raha hey..
Toh samaj lijiyey kie..
Woh ab single nahie rahaa!!😅

Apney kabie sochaa hey..
Mirachie aankhon key alawaa or kahaa kahaa lagatie hai?
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Socho socho
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Keytoh mey lagatie hey..
Padey likey gawaar hameysha bas ultaa sochloh!!😅

April Fool SMS

1st April koh logoh koh Fool banane key 7 tarikey..
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Hey tha peyhala tarika…Baaki kal
Bye bye fool!😝

Plzz mujey turant cal karoh..
Ek accident ho gaya hey
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Aap ka he blood group chhahiye
Please manaa mat karna..
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warna
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gadaa mar jayega!
April fool banaya..badaa majaa aaya!😝

Plzz ye msg padoh mat..
Nahitoh ho jayegaa..
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KYa ho jayegaa..?
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Arey wahi yaar
jissey hum darety hai
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wahie joh izz umar mey aksar ho jaata hey
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dekhaa ho gaya na..
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Time waste apka..😝

Jab tum aainey key paas jatey ho..

Jab tum aainey key paas jatey ho..
Toh aaina kehata he beutiful beutiful..
Jab tum aainey sey dur jaatey hoh..
Aainaa kehata hey… April fool april fool!😝

Dil sey hoh tum,
Diemaag sey hoh tum,
Sapanoh mey hoh tum,
Merey jivan mey hoh tum,
Aaj jisey april fool banayaa,
Woh hoh tum, Sirf tum, Sirf tum!
April foo banaya…badaa majaa aaya!😝

Murkataa key iss paavan parva aur
pavitra tyohaar par…
Murkoh key sartaaj koh tahey dil sey
Hardiek badaie aur Shubkaamnaayey!
April fool mubaarak!😝

Super Insult SMS

Ladkie – Kya proof hey ki tum mujey miss kartey ho
Ladka – Dekoh meyri shakal..Maa ney tappad lagay mujey
Jab mey soo raha tha tabie
Ladkie – Itna piyaar kartey ho mujasey
Ladka – nahie..Shakal dek key hasie aa jatie hai!😬

Arj kiyaa hai..
Mujse break up karkey tu ban gayie ullu..
Mujse break up karkey tu ban gayie ullu..
Meiney toh nayie pathaa bi li..
Tujey kya mila…babajie ka tullu!!😬

Teacher – Jab mey terey jitnaa tha..
Tab mujey har subject mey 100 markss aatey the..
Student – aatey hongey sir..
Tab tumey koi accha teacher padaata hoga!😬