Aatvaninchya vaadalat..

Aatvaninchya vaadalat ek shan maja asu dey
Phulanchya yaa guchyaat ek phool majey asu dey
Kaadshil jevaa aatvan aplyanshi
Tya aplyaat ek naav maja asu dey!😐

Vaat pahashil tar atavhan banun yeinn..
Tujiya hotaavar gaaney banun yeinn..
Ekdaa manaapasun malaa athavun tr baghh..
Tujiyaa cheharyavar god hassya banun yeinn..😐

Khara prem kunaalach kalat nahie,
Karan khara prem ye abola asta,
Kadie nakalat nayanaanie kela jaata,
Tar kadie haluvaar sparshanie hota!😐

Bigadie huie zindagie kie..

Bigadie huie zindagie kie kuchh itanie sie kahaanie hey
Whaaa..wahhhhh
20% tohh humm bachpan sey kaminey the
Aur 80% kaminey dostoh kie meyharbanie hey!😃

Ladkaa ladkie sey kehataa hey
tumarie shirt fatie hui hai..
Ladkie – Tum nahie samjogey yaha aajkal ka fashion hey
Ladkaa – Sahie hey yaar tum kudh fodo toh fashion
Aur saala hum fodey toh sidaa police station😃

Apaney piyaar ka izahaar kartey hue
Ladkaa bolta hey..
Ladkaa – I love you, mujsey shaadi karloh
Ladkie – Tappad kayegie abie..
Ladkaa – Baarat mey aayie hey kya, fir mukka bi aayegi!😃

Dur ye apasey..

Dur ye apasey toh koi ghumm nahie
Dur rehakar bulaney waley hum nahie
Roz mulaaqat naa ho toh kya huaa
Apakie yaad apakey mulaqat sey kam nahie😣

Woh yaad nahie saktey,hum bulaa nhie saktey
Woh hasaa nhie sktey, hum rulaa nahie saktey
Dosatie itanie kubsurat hey humarie
Woh bataa nahie saktey, aur hum jataa nahie saktey!😣

Ek gulaab kehataa hey ” I love u”
Ek smile kehatie hey ” I like u”
Ek ring kehatie hey ” I marrie u”
Leykin ek chotaasa msg keytaha hey dost ” I Miss U”😣

Maaja ek mitra aahey..

Maaja ek mitra aahey..
Toh itakey status takatoh, kadie kadie tar
Me pan tyachya girlfriend la kup kup miss kartoh!☺

Mom – Baala ek glass panie dey re
Aditya – Deyshala swatantra milaala ahey
Amie kahie gulaam nahie aahot
Mom – Nalayka, tu chahaa maag mag sangtey!☺

ATM chya line madey eka muliney
eka mulachya najrela nazar milavli ann bolali..
Me ajun single hyee..
Mulga – tu kahie pan bol taai
Tula me raanget pudey jaun denar nahie
NO charchi..No parshyaa
Ajkal fakt mulanchya charchyaa!☺