Santa Banta Funny Laughing Jokes

Bantaa – Whaat izz d difernce betwen
coffiee shoop n winee shoop?
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Santaa – Coffie shoop izz d starin poient of loove
and winee shoop izz d laast poient of loove!!😁

Santaa – Maa wifee dieed yest, Iie m tryin 2 cry
Butt tearzz r not comin out..tel me wht 2 do?
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Bantaa – No problem santaa..juzzz imaginee she came backk!!😜

Bantaa wentt 2 a restaurnt in chienaa
Chienese waiterr : “sirr I hve steewed liever,
Boiiled tonguee & frogss legss”
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Bantaa – “Yaar tuh apanie problmzz chood,
Menuu caard ley aa!!😄

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