Santa Banta Hindi Chutkule SMS

Santa ka beyta – paapa agr apakoh raastey
met 10rs aur 5rs ka note mila toh ap konsa utaaohge?
:
Santa – 10rs kaa
:
Beyta – Isileye paapa appar joke banatey hai
Aap dono nhee uthaa sakatey kyaa!!

Banta ka beta – paapa mey firasey fail ho gaya
Banta – Chinta mat kar betey tum sher key betey ho
Banta ka betaa – ha pitaa jee! teacher be kuch aise he boli
Banta – boli hogi ki tum sher key betey ho
Banta ka beta – haa kuch aisa he!! kaha rahi thi
pataa nahee ti kiss jaanvar ka betaa hai!!

Banta – jab meine tujey khath likaa tha ki
merey yaad mey jarur aana tab tum aayey kyu nahi
:
Santa – Ohh yar!! par mujey khat milaa he nahi
:
Banta – meine likaa toh tha khat miley yaa na miley
lekin tum jarur aana!! hahaha

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