Santa Banta Jokes Collection in Hindi!!

Banta – Yaar santa mere nana jiney
muse rishta toda diya..
Santa – Kyu kya boley woh tuje?
Banta – boley ki moongfail mey daana mey aur
mey tera nana nahi!!hahahahah

Banta Santaa dono jungle sey gujar rahey the
Samney sher aagaya dono key..
Banta ney mithi uthayi aur sher key aankon mey feyki
aur baagney lagaa..
BANTA – abey bhaag na
SANTA – mey kyun baagu?? mithi tune daali hey!!

Santa – Are banta tumara sir kaisa fat gaya
Banta – Are yaar me chappal sey pathar toda rha tha
Muje ek aadmi bola..
“kabie kopadi ka bi istemaal kar liya karo”
Santa – Bewakuf hai tu!!