Santa Banta Jokes for Kids

Santa – Boloo saahab kyaa chahiye apkoh
Banta – honey wali biwi key kutte ke liyey chake leney aaya hu
Milegaa kya??
Santa – haan..par yaaha kaaoge ki paack kar du mey?
hahahahahaahh?

Banta – Baaji ap roz chess kyu keltey ho?
Santa – Dimag chalaaney key liye?
Banta – dimaag kisleye tez karatey ho?
Santa – Chess kelaney key liye!!?

Santa – Oyee tumaraa naam kyaa hai?
Banta – Meraa naam bantaa hai
Santa – Aur tumaarey father kaa naam kyaa hai?
Banta – Ji abee rakaa nahee!! piyaar sey bas paapa kehatey hai!!?