Santa Banta Marathi Jokes

Santa – Yaar, amitaabh bachan daru na pitasudhaa
Kiti hubey hubh darudya sarka acting kartat naa?
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Banta – Arey bhau, Darudyachya acting peksha daru piun ghari gelyavar
Daru na pilyaachi acting karney jaast avghad ahey!?

Ek santaa jungle madun jaat hotaa..
Samor ekaa jadavar tyala saap disla.. ani toh titech tambla
ani saap la padkun bolala..
Fakt latkun kahie hot nahi baala..
Aai la sang complain pajaylaa!!
Santa cha antim sanskar kal ratri 10 vajta!!?

Banta chi girlfriend banta la –
Plzz gadi joraat chalvu nakoss..Mala biti vatatey..
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Banta – Jar tula itkich biti vatatey..
Tar tu he majya sarke doley band karun bas!!?