My hrt problm hazz rechd..

My hrt problm hazz rechd a crietical stage..
D doctorr sayzz :
Dr r onlie 2 optionzz left..
ICU orr U C Mee!!?

Do youu lieke me azz I amm?
Orr shouldd Iie pray godd 2 improvee urr tasste?

Evenn whn it izzz raienin
D sunn izz shiening in urr eyezzz!?

Asa maaga valun..

Asa maaga valun majyakada pahunie..
Geylis majya manavar ghaav galunie..
Pahun tujie manmohak katil adaa..
Me jaloh tujavar manapasun fidaa!!?

Saang kunaala kai sayey,
Houss astey fasaychie,
Garaj tarie kai tula,
Maagey valun hasaychie!!?

Tujhaa saath ahey ghod madur
Tujyaa passun man jaat nahie dur
Kasa samjavu yaa vedyaa manaala
Kitie prem keyla tarie kamicch ahey malaa!!?

Tumakoh dil dieyaa..

Tumakoh dil dieyaa hey humaney badey naaz sey..
Mil gayey nainaa merey harazaai dagabaaz sey..
Din raat jagiee ankey merie teyrie yaad mey..
Dil tapadey meyraa sunakey teyri aawaj sey!!?

Ladakey ney ladakiee koh aankh maarie..
Ladakie boli – Aaankh kisako maarta hai
Mey aisie waisie ladakie nahi hu samja..
Ladakaa – Woh toh thik hey par checck karanaa humaraa farzz bantaa hey!!?

Ekk ladakaa ek ladakie koh bolaa..
Waaah yaar kyaa maal hey ek number

Ladakie hasie aur boli..
maal toh jakkazz hey..
Par hey toh terey jijaa kha na kaminey!!?

Aa girlfrind izz temporrary

Aa girlfrind izz temporrary
But an exx girlfrind izz for lifetme!!?

Iie m not flirtin Iie m juzz bein xtra friendlie..
Too some1 woh is sum attractivee!!?

If U wre a moviee..
I wuld waatch U ovr n over!!?

Flirting SMS in Hindi

Chokarii boleee potoo achee lagaa rakee hai..
:
Meine bolaa chaance mat mhaar pagalee
Terey sey achee pataaa rakee hai!!

Ladakaa – Agar mey tumko kiss karu toh
tum kyaa samjogee..
:
Ladaki – Mey samjungi..paagal ladkaa
Bangkok gaya aurr sirff airport jaakey vaapas laut aaya!!

ladkaa – Merey herat ko problem ho gaya hai,
Ladki – kyaa hua apko
Ladkaa – doctor ne bola hai ab tuje jeena hai toh
tere paas sirf 2 options bachey hue hai
Ladki – konse 2 options
Ladkaa – ICU or U C ME!! hahahah