Neend nahiee aatie raat koh..

Neend nahiee aatie raat koh..
Chaiyn nahie aata dien koh..
Meine puchaa rab sey kyaa yahie piyaar hey?
Rab ney kahaa..
Nahie beyta..Unhalaa hey aur sabka yahie haal hey!?

Aaj “kohie mil gayaa” kaa jaadu agarr dartie par hotaa
Toh ussey itanie dhup milatie kie woh..
Dhup dhup nahie…saawali saawali bombaltaa..
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“Naa talwaar kie kochie sey…Naa banduk kie nalie sey
Bandaa darta hey unaachya jalishey!?

Santaa koh vodaafone mey operator kaa job mila
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Magar santaa koh pehaley din he bahut maar padie aur nikaal diya gaya
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Kyukie pehala caller – Sir meyri vodafone kie sim karaab ho gayie,
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Santa – toh paagal JIO kie le ley!?

Funny Hindi SMS

Hee – Iie lovee you babie..
Shee – Aww..But I do have a bf
He – arey toh kya huaa..OLX pey bej de usako
Puraana jaayegaa tab toh nayaa ayega!!?

LAdkaa aur ladakie ek restaurent gaye..
Waiter – Mam, aap kuchh logey
Ladakie – Baiyaa ek sabjie walie rotie laana
Waiter – kyaa??
Ladka – Gaav sey aayi hai, Pizza maang rahie hai!?

Apaney kabie sochaa hai..
Shadie aur sagayie key bich mey
todaa saa samai kyu rakaa jaata hey?
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Taakie koi yaha na kaha sakey kie..
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“Mujey durgatna sey bachney ka mauka nahie diyaa”?

 

Patrakaar – kashmier kie haalat

Patrakaar – kashmier kie haalat bahut karaab hey,
Simaa par golibaar ho rahie hai..Apaka kya keyhana hai?
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Rahul gandhi – Sima koh kuch din gharpr rehana chahiyey!!?

Meley mey goshnaa hui..
Ek bachaa milaa hai, Jin ka hai..
Aaakar le jaayey
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Santa bid sey:Mujey bi dikaao
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Jin ka bachaa kaisa hotaa hai!?

Patni – Suno merey muhaa mey machaar chale gayaa..
Ab kyaa karu??
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Patni – Pagli all out pie ley..
6 sec mey kaam shuru!!?

Doo paagal chat par roo rahey the..

Doo paagal chat par roo rahey the..
Achaanak he baariesh honey lagie..
Peyhala paagal bola..
“Chal na andar chalatey hey..aasman mey ched hoh gayey hai”
Dusra paadal bola..
“chal so jaa..lagata hey welding waley bi aa gayey hai”!?

Ek Aadmie hotel manager sey..
Jaldie chaloh plzz..
meyri wife kidakie sey kud kar jaan deyna chahitie hai..
Manager – par isamey mey kyaa kar sakata hu?
Aadmie – Abey ullu ke pattey!!
Kidkie nahie khul rahie hai!! lol?

Ek sexie ladakie ney pappu ko
awaaj die aur bolo “ohh bhai jaan, krupaya suniye jaraa”
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Pappu bola: Oyye heroinee
Peyhaley faisaley kar bhaai yaa jaan
Confuse kyu kar rahie hai!! hehehe?

Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan..

Baap – Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan ye sab
tumariee jaan kee dushhman hey beytaa..
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Beyta – Paapa, Joh shakshh apaney dushaman sey
baag jaayey woh marrd nhee hotaa!!?

Ladakey ney patalie se ladakie koh dekakar shayari kahie
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Chehara teyraa khaas nahie..
Haddiyon mey teyre maas nahiee..
Piyaar kya karu tujasey..
Teyri toh 9 mahiney jiney kie bi haas nahee!!?

Teacherr ney ek ladakie sey puchaa..
Tum badey hokar kiyaa karana chahatey ho..
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Ladaki – Mey badie hokar maa banana chahati hu
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Teacherr paas mey baithey ladakie sey puchti hai..
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Ladakaa – Mey maa bananey mey isaki marathi karana chahati hu!!?