Funny Hindi SMS

Hee – Iie lovee you babie..
Shee – Aww..But I do have a bf
He – arey toh kya huaa..OLX pey bej de usako
Puraana jaayegaa tab toh nayaa ayega!!😜

LAdkaa aur ladakie ek restaurent gaye..
Waiter – Mam, aap kuchh logey
Ladakie – Baiyaa ek sabjie walie rotie laana
Waiter – kyaa??
Ladka – Gaav sey aayi hai, Pizza maang rahie hai!😜

Apaney kabie sochaa hai..
Shadie aur sagayie key bich mey
todaa saa samai kyu rakaa jaata hey?
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Taakie koi yaha na kaha sakey kie..
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“Mujey durgatna sey bachney ka mauka nahie diyaa”😜

 

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Patrakaar – kashmier kie haalat

Patrakaar – kashmier kie haalat bahut karaab hey,
Simaa par golibaar ho rahie hai..Apaka kya keyhana hai?
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Rahul gandhi – Sima koh kuch din gharpr rehana chahiyey!!😜

Meley mey goshnaa hui..
Ek bachaa milaa hai, Jin ka hai..
Aaakar le jaayey
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Santa bid sey:Mujey bi dikaao
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Jin ka bachaa kaisa hotaa hai!😜

Patni – Suno merey muhaa mey machaar chale gayaa..
Ab kyaa karu??
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Patni – Pagli all out pie ley..
6 sec mey kaam shuru!!😜

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Doo paagal chat par roo rahey the..

Doo paagal chat par roo rahey the..
Achaanak he baariesh honey lagie..
Peyhala paagal bola..
“Chal na andar chalatey hey..aasman mey ched hoh gayey hai”
Dusra paadal bola..
“chal so jaa..lagata hey welding waley bi aa gayey hai”!😆

Ek Aadmie hotel manager sey..
Jaldie chaloh plzz..
meyri wife kidakie sey kud kar jaan deyna chahitie hai..
Manager – par isamey mey kyaa kar sakata hu?
Aadmie – Abey ullu ke pattey!!
Kidkie nahie khul rahie hai!! lol😆

Ek sexie ladakie ney pappu ko
awaaj die aur bolo “ohh bhai jaan, krupaya suniye jaraa”
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Pappu bola: Oyye heroinee
Peyhaley faisaley kar bhaai yaa jaan
Confuse kyu kar rahie hai!! hehehe😆

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Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan..

Baap – Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan ye sab
tumariee jaan kee dushhman hey beytaa..
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Beyta – Paapa, Joh shakshh apaney dushaman sey
baag jaayey woh marrd nhee hotaa!!😝

Ladakey ney patalie se ladakie koh dekakar shayari kahie
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Chehara teyraa khaas nahie..
Haddiyon mey teyre maas nahiee..
Piyaar kya karu tujasey..
Teyri toh 9 mahiney jiney kie bi haas nahee!!😄

Teacherr ney ek ladakie sey puchaa..
Tum badey hokar kiyaa karana chahatey ho..
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Ladaki – Mey badie hokar maa banana chahati hu
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Teacherr paas mey baithey ladakie sey puchti hai..
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Ladakaa – Mey maa bananey mey isaki marathi karana chahati hu!!😆

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Funny Sms for Girlfriend in Hindi

LIPZZ mirachee kee taraha..
GHAAL tamaatar kee tarahaa..
AANKHEN matar kee tarahaa..
SHAKAL kaddu kee tarahaa..
hey bagawaan ek piyaara sa dostt diya woha bee sabaji mandi kee taraha!!😍

AAshiq paagal ho jaata hai pyaar mey,
Baki kasar purie ho jaati hey intezaar mey,
Magar ye dilrubaa nhee samajtee,
Golgappe khaati firate hey bajaar mey!!😍

Aarz hey..
Merey dil kee boling ney usake
dil ka wicket giraa diyaa…
Par takdir toh deko, uska baap empire tha..
Mere Ball ko “NO ball” dekar
“Free Hit” Bana diya!!!!😬

Ladkaa – Mujey lagataa hey humaara saath
ab yahi tak tha..
Ladkee – Aisaa kyuuu babiee..kiyaa tum merey
paapa sey miley tey?
Ladkaa – Nahee tumaree chotie beyhen sey meela tha!!😎

Ladka apanie girlfriend sey chatting kar rahaa hey
Ladkaa – kahaa ho tum?
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Ladki – Net pey baithaa hu..
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Ladkaa – tabie mey kahu ye note kyu nahie chal rahaa
Uthh jaa moti!!😮

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