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Funny Cutesms Hindi

Ek admie -tumaara is ladkey sey kyaa rishata hey
Ladakaa – jie ! bahut he durr ka rishata hey
Adamie – fir bie kyaa rishataa hey
Ladaka – Jie ! Waha meyraa sagaa bhai hey
Adamie – Toh tumm issye dur kah rishtaa kyu bataatey ho
Ladakaa – Kyukie isakey aur merey bich saath bhai aur hey!

Babaa – beyta tujparr ek katarnaak chudaail ka saaya hai
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Patie – Babaa jabaan sambhaal key baat kroo
orr kabardaar meyrey biwie key baremey
kuchh ulataa sidhaa bolah toh!

Ghar ka computerrr bigadh jaayey toh
Maata pitaa kehatey hey – bachoo ney bigaada hey
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Bachey bigadh jaayey toh kehatey hey
“Computerr ney bigaada hey”

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie..

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie mey baithey baithey
panie mey patharr maar rahey tey
Achaanak sey ek mendak nikala aur bola..
Panie mey toh aa..teyri udaasie utaru saaley
Teyri wali ke chakkar mey saley meri wali ka sir fod diya!

Chintu kie rotie pr sey chuhaa gir gayaa..
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Chintu – abh mey ye rotie nahi kaaunga..
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Pintu – khaa ley yaar..
Chuhey ney konasie chapaley pehanie hui thi!

Facebook pey apan muqaam kuch izz taraha se banao kie..
Agarr mar bi jaao toh log ye boley..
“bandaa asl zindagie mey toh kabie nahi milta tha,
par facebook pey regular update kartaa tha!

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie..

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie mey baithey baithey
panie mey patharr maar rahey tey
Achaanak sey ek mendak nikala aur bola..
Panie mey toh aa..teyri udaasie utaru saaley
Teyri wali ke chakkar mey saley meri wali ka sir fod diya!

Chintu kie rotie pr sey chuhaa gir gayaa..
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Chintu – abh mey ye rotie nahi kaaunga..
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Pintu – khaa ley yaar..
Chuhey ney konasie chapaley pehanie hui thi!

Facebook pey apan muqaam kuch izz taraha se banao kie..
Agarr mar bi jaao toh log ye boley..
“bandaa asl zindagie mey toh kabie nahi milta tha,
par facebook pey regular update kartaa tha!

Kabie sochaa hey..

Kabie sochaa hey..
Mandir mey purush he poojarie
Kyu hotey hai..?
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Taaki baktoh ka dyaan bagwaan sey batakey nahie!😁

Apney kabie sochaa hey..
Lofar aur offer mey kya antar hey?
Simple hai yaar..
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Ladkaa agr I love u boley toh lofar
Ladkie boley toh baiyaa offer!😁

Patie – aajkal tum cigareete piney sey nahi rokati
Naa sharaab piney sey..
Kya sab shikaytey khatam..?
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Patnie – nahie, LIC waala parsoh he sab faaydey
batakey chalaa gaya!😁

Khun mey teyri mithhi..

Kavi is Back..

Khun mey teyri mithhi, mithhi mey teyra khun

Khun mey teyri mithhi, mithhi mey teyra khun

Upar suryaa niche dambar, beykar padali unn
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Konitarie sangaa rey kadi yetoi toh june!😁

Humarey usmaanabad mey aisaa paaus padyaa kie
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Puryaa ambyachya kohieee sadyaaaa😁

Jisaney kie meyrie tingle..
Jisaney kie meyrie tingle..
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Uskie nivadun aayie seat single😁