Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie..

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie mey baithey baithey
panie mey patharr maar rahey tey
Achaanak sey ek mendak nikala aur bola..
Panie mey toh aa..teyri udaasie utaru saaley
Teyri wali ke chakkar mey saley meri wali ka sir fod diya!

Chintu kie rotie pr sey chuhaa gir gayaa..
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Chintu – abh mey ye rotie nahi kaaunga..
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Pintu – khaa ley yaar..
Chuhey ney konasie chapaley pehanie hui thi!

Facebook pey apan muqaam kuch izz taraha se banao kie..
Agarr mar bi jaao toh log ye boley..
“bandaa asl zindagie mey toh kabie nahi milta tha,
par facebook pey regular update kartaa tha!

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie..

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie mey baithey baithey
panie mey patharr maar rahey tey
Achaanak sey ek mendak nikala aur bola..
Panie mey toh aa..teyri udaasie utaru saaley
Teyri wali ke chakkar mey saley meri wali ka sir fod diya!

Chintu kie rotie pr sey chuhaa gir gayaa..
:
Chintu – abh mey ye rotie nahi kaaunga..
:
Pintu – khaa ley yaar..
Chuhey ney konasie chapaley pehanie hui thi!

Facebook pey apan muqaam kuch izz taraha se banao kie..
Agarr mar bi jaao toh log ye boley..
“bandaa asl zindagie mey toh kabie nahi milta tha,
par facebook pey regular update kartaa tha!

Kabie sochaa hey..

Kabie sochaa hey..
Mandir mey purush he poojarie
Kyu hotey hai..?
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Taaki baktoh ka dyaan bagwaan sey batakey nahie!😁

Apney kabie sochaa hey..
Lofar aur offer mey kya antar hey?
Simple hai yaar..
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Ladkaa agr I love u boley toh lofar
Ladkie boley toh baiyaa offer!😁

Patie – aajkal tum cigareete piney sey nahi rokati
Naa sharaab piney sey..
Kya sab shikaytey khatam..?
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Patnie – nahie, LIC waala parsoh he sab faaydey
batakey chalaa gaya!😁

Khun mey teyri mithhi..

Kavi is Back..

Khun mey teyri mithhi, mithhi mey teyra khun

Khun mey teyri mithhi, mithhi mey teyra khun

Upar suryaa niche dambar, beykar padali unn
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Konitarie sangaa rey kadi yetoi toh june!😁

Humarey usmaanabad mey aisaa paaus padyaa kie
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Puryaa ambyachya kohieee sadyaaaa😁

Jisaney kie meyrie tingle..
Jisaney kie meyrie tingle..
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Uskie nivadun aayie seat single😁

Neend nahiee aatie raat koh..

Neend nahiee aatie raat koh..
Chaiyn nahie aata dien koh..
Meine puchaa rab sey kyaa yahie piyaar hey?
Rab ney kahaa..
Nahie beyta..Unhalaa hey aur sabka yahie haal hey!?

Aaj “kohie mil gayaa” kaa jaadu agarr dartie par hotaa
Toh ussey itanie dhup milatie kie woh..
Dhup dhup nahie…saawali saawali bombaltaa..
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“Naa talwaar kie kochie sey…Naa banduk kie nalie sey
Bandaa darta hey unaachya jalishey!?

Santaa koh vodaafone mey operator kaa job mila
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Magar santaa koh pehaley din he bahut maar padie aur nikaal diya gaya
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Kyukie pehala caller – Sir meyri vodafone kie sim karaab ho gayie,
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Santa – toh paagal JIO kie le ley!?