Husband hotel key room mey..

Husband hotel key room mey sey hotel manager toh phone kartaa hey
“pleazze jaladie aao, merey wifee sey meyraa jagdaa huaa hey,
aur woh bol rahie hai ki woh hotel kie kidakie sey kud jayegi”
Manager – sorrie sir, but diss izz ur personall issue
Husband – aabey saley kidakie nahie khul rahie hai
Manager – Thizz is the maintenance issue! heheh😁

Patie – Mujey toh apnoh ney lutaa..
Gairoh mey kahaa dum thaa..
Merie kashtie he wahaa dub gayie..
Jahaa panie kam tha..
Kichan mey sey patnie ka jawaab aaya – Tum toh ho he gadhe!😁

Kisiney khub kahaa hey..
Joh patie apnie biwie sey dartaa hey
woh swarg mey jaata hey
Aur joh nahie dartey unke liye
dartie he swarg samaan hotie hai!😁

Husband Wife Hindi Jokes

Patnie – Sunooh jie
Doctorr ney mujey ek mahiney aaram key liye
switzerland yaa parizz janey koh kahaa hey
:
hum kaha jayenge?
Patie – dusarey doctorr key paas!?

Patie (Gussey mey) – kyaa tumaney mujey kutaa kahaa
Patanie chup
Patie – kyaa tumaney mujey kutta kahaa..
Patnie – nahie kaha.. plzz ab bauknaa band karoh!?

Patnie – Kuch saala peyhale meri figure
pepsie key bottle key jaisei thi
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Patie – Woh toh ab bee hai
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Patni – Sach?
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Patie – Haa, pehaley bottle 300ML thi, ab 2 litre hai!?

Vivaahiet purushachi avastaa..

Vivaahiet purushachi avastaa..
ST mahamandalyachyaa buss sarakie divas bar
Kitihi gaav firaa..
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Pan raatrie..
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Depotach mukkami yaava lagta!!?

Bayko – kaii hoh.. Jeva me gaaney gaat astey
Teyva tumie gharabaher kaa jaata
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Navara – Karan baherchyaa lokaana asa vaatu naye ki
Me tujaa galaa daabtoy!!?

Navraa – Aplyalaa ugaach mulagie jalie..
Mulagaa hoylaa havaa hota..
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Baykoh – Tumie tar gappach basa
Tumchya barosey rahiley astey tar mulagie pan nasatie jaali!!?

Khaash mey newzzpayper hotie..

Patani – Khaash mey newzzpayper hotie..
Kum sey kum rozz tu mujey
apaney haathon mey toh letey..
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Patie – Meyri bi iccha thi kie
tum newzpayper hotie..
Kum sey kum rozz nayie toh milatie!!?

Patni apanie naaraj patanie koh
roz phone karat hey..
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Patni – kitanie baar kahaa kie ab mey
tumarey ghar nahie aaungie..fir kyu roz
phone karatey ho..
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Pati – sunakey bahot achaa lagtaa hai!!?

Patnie – chaai banau?
Pati – haa tik hai banao..
Patnie – adrak wali banao?
Pati – haa..
Patnie – pudinaa dalu?
Pati – haa thik hey banao..
Patnie – tulasi seyhat key liye achie hotie hai
Pati – Ek kaam kar raai aur tel daalkey
Tadka bie lagaa dey!!?

Patie picnic par patani ko..

Patie picnic par patani ko
Shamshaan ghaat lekar aaya..
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Patani – ye kahaa lekar aayey
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Patie – arey pagli, log maratey hai yaha aney ke liye!!?

Biwi ney tappad maar kar pati sey bola..
Aadmi ussey eh tappad marta hai jisse woh piyar karta hai
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Biwi ney 2 tappad, 4 laatey aur 15-20 dandey maarey
aur boley..
App kya samajtey ko ki mey apsey piyaar nahi karta!!?

Patie – Jab mey mar jaungaa..
Tab samaney wali family ko jarur bulana..
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patnie – kyoo?
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Patie – unakey gharkey ladiez murdey se lipar lipat key roti hai!!?