Husband Wife Hindi Jokes

Patnie – Sunooh jie
Doctorr ney mujey ek mahiney aaram key liye
switzerland yaa parizz janey koh kahaa hey
:
hum kaha jayenge?
Patie – dusarey doctorr key paas!?

Patie (Gussey mey) – kyaa tumaney mujey kutaa kahaa
Patanie chup
Patie – kyaa tumaney mujey kutta kahaa..
Patnie – nahie kaha.. plzz ab bauknaa band karoh!?

Patnie – Kuch saala peyhale meri figure
pepsie key bottle key jaisei thi
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Patie – Woh toh ab bee hai
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Patni – Sach?
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Patie – Haa, pehaley bottle 300ML thi, ab 2 litre hai!?

Vivaahiet purushachi avastaa..

Vivaahiet purushachi avastaa..
ST mahamandalyachyaa buss sarakie divas bar
Kitihi gaav firaa..
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Pan raatrie..
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Depotach mukkami yaava lagta!!?

Bayko – kaii hoh.. Jeva me gaaney gaat astey
Teyva tumie gharabaher kaa jaata
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Navara – Karan baherchyaa lokaana asa vaatu naye ki
Me tujaa galaa daabtoy!!?

Navraa – Aplyalaa ugaach mulagie jalie..
Mulagaa hoylaa havaa hota..
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Baykoh – Tumie tar gappach basa
Tumchya barosey rahiley astey tar mulagie pan nasatie jaali!!?

Khaash mey newzzpayper hotie..

Patani – Khaash mey newzzpayper hotie..
Kum sey kum rozz tu mujey
apaney haathon mey toh letey..
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Patie – Meyri bi iccha thi kie
tum newzpayper hotie..
Kum sey kum rozz nayie toh milatie!!?

Patni apanie naaraj patanie koh
roz phone karat hey..
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Patni – kitanie baar kahaa kie ab mey
tumarey ghar nahie aaungie..fir kyu roz
phone karatey ho..
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Pati – sunakey bahot achaa lagtaa hai!!?

Patnie – chaai banau?
Pati – haa tik hai banao..
Patnie – adrak wali banao?
Pati – haa..
Patnie – pudinaa dalu?
Pati – haa thik hey banao..
Patnie – tulasi seyhat key liye achie hotie hai
Pati – Ek kaam kar raai aur tel daalkey
Tadka bie lagaa dey!!?

Patie picnic par patani ko..

Patie picnic par patani ko
Shamshaan ghaat lekar aaya..
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Patani – ye kahaa lekar aayey
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Patie – arey pagli, log maratey hai yaha aney ke liye!!?

Biwi ney tappad maar kar pati sey bola..
Aadmi ussey eh tappad marta hai jisse woh piyar karta hai
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Biwi ney 2 tappad, 4 laatey aur 15-20 dandey maarey
aur boley..
App kya samajtey ko ki mey apsey piyaar nahi karta!!?

Patie – Jab mey mar jaungaa..
Tab samaney wali family ko jarur bulana..
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patnie – kyoo?
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Patie – unakey gharkey ladiez murdey se lipar lipat key roti hai!!?

Husband Wife Funny Jokes in Hindi

Patni ney gussy sey kaha – mey tang aa gayiee hu mujey talaak chahiye
Pati – ye lohh chocklate khaao
Patni (romantic hotey hue) – manaa rahey ho kya mujey
Pati – nahee rey pagali
Maa kehati hey achaa kam karney sey pehale mithaa khana chaiye!!

Patni – Agar mey apko 4-5 din ghar mey naa diku
toh app kaisey lageygaa
Pati – acchaa lagegaa
Fir toh patani ussey somvaar, mangalvaar, budhvaar, guruvaar
yaha chaar din nahee diki
Shukravar koh jab aankh he sujan todisi kam ho gayi
Tab todi todi dikai deney shuru ho gayi!!

Patni raat ko aasman key tarey dekty hue apney pati sey –
“baatao je woh kon si cheez sey joh tum dek toh saktey ho
lekin todh nhee sakatey”
Pati – nhee mey nahi bataungaaa
Patni – baataao naa plzzz
pati – tera muhhhhh!!hahahhahah