20 sadi kiee ladkiyaan..

20 sadi kiee ladkiyaan..
Agar tum mil jaao jamana chor dengey hum..?
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21 sadi kie ladkiyaan..
Agr tum mil jaao, toh puranaa chor dengey hum!

MALE mey MALE aata hey,
FEMALE mey MALE aata hey,
WOMAN mey aMAN aata hey,
SHE mey bi HE ata hey,
So hum yaha keha saktey hey kie..
LADKO se siva LADKIYAN kuch nahie hai!?

Uff hey apakaa sharmana
Uff hey apakaa itranaa
Jee toha chahata hey apakoh diner pe ley jaayey
Par kyaa karey dar lagtaa hey ap khatey bahot ho!?

Super Insult SMS

Ladkie – Kya proof hey ki tum mujey miss kartey ho
Ladka – Dekoh meyri shakal..Maa ney tappad lagay mujey
Jab mey soo raha tha tabie
Ladkie – Itna piyaar kartey ho mujasey
Ladka – nahie..Shakal dek key hasie aa jatie hai!?

Arj kiyaa hai..
Mujse break up karkey tu ban gayie ullu..
Mujse break up karkey tu ban gayie ullu..
Meiney toh nayie pathaa bi li..
Tujey kya mila…babajie ka tullu!!?

Teacher – Jab mey terey jitnaa tha..
Tab mujey har subject mey 100 markss aatey the..
Student – aatey hongey sir..
Tab tumey koi accha teacher padaata hoga!?