Maaja ek mitra aahey..

Maaja ek mitra aahey..
Toh itakey status takatoh, kadie kadie tar
Me pan tyachya girlfriend la kup kup miss kartoh!☺

Mom – Baala ek glass panie dey re
Aditya – Deyshala swatantra milaala ahey
Amie kahie gulaam nahie aahot
Mom – Nalayka, tu chahaa maag mag sangtey!☺

ATM chya line madey eka muliney
eka mulachya najrela nazar milavli ann bolali..
Me ajun single hyee..
Mulga – tu kahie pan bol taai
Tula me raanget pudey jaun denar nahie
NO charchi..No parshyaa
Ajkal fakt mulanchya charchyaa!☺

Funny SMS Marathi

Bayko – kai ho..itkya halu awajaat konashi bolatai?
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navra – Bahinishi
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Bayko – aaho mag, bahinishi itkya halu awajat kashala bolayla hava?
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navra – aga majya nahie..tujyaa bahinishie boltai!?

Maaster – Sonyaa saang pahu..chandravar pahiley pahul konie taakley?
Sonya – Niel armstrong
Maaster – Agadi barobar..anie dusrey paahul koni taakley?
Sonya – tyanech takla asel kie..tey kai langda vatla vai tumhala!?

Mulgaa – malaa tumchyaa mulishi lagna karaycha ahe?
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Baap – tujya pagaarat tichie toilet paper pan yenar nahie
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Mulgaa – baaprey yevdi hagatie…mag rahudyaa!?

Navryachey baykoche bandhan jaley..

Navryachey baykoche bandhan jaley..
Baykoh maheyri nigun geyli ki aata me parat kadie nahie yenar..
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Don divsannantar navryaney phone karun bolala..
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Priye majyaa kadun chuk jalie aahey mala maaf kar
Ani gharie parat ye..
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Nahie tumie majey man todlai me nahie yenar..
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Arey man parat jod ani parat hey..
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Baykoh bolai tumchya javal konta glaas ahey ka..?
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Navryaney sangitle ho ahey..
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bayko – tyala jaminivar jorat aapta..
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Tyaney pan tasech kele glaas jaminivar jorat apatley..
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Bayko bolali – aata tya tutleya glaas che tukade parat jodu shakta ka..?
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Navra – nahie glas tutlach nahie, steel chaa ahe na..Lol
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Bayko – tumie manjey na..yaa sandyakali nyayalaa!!?

Aj punhaa jevtana uchakie ani tachkaa lagalaa..
Baajie jaraa tikat hotie
Me veygatun kai bolnar tevdyaat baykoney kadaa kadaa bot modli ani mhanali..
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bhavanyaa lagnnanantr suddha sodat nahiet!!?

Kavi izz back

Archie aur parshaa jaatey hey shaala..
Shaley mey archie la lagtaa hey lalaa..
Baadmey archie dikatie apanaa malaa..
Shevatche kyu kaatate donokaa galaa..
Ye bagkey doley mey panie aata hey galaa galaa!!?

 

Ek mulagaa devala vichartoh..

Ek mulagaa devala vichartoh ” Tila gulabacha phool ka avadta”
Tey tar ekaa divsaat marun jaata! Mag tila me ka nahie aavdat..
Me tar tichyasati roz marto..
Dev uttar deytat ” Bhari re, ek number!! Whatsapp var taak!!?

Ekdaa ek kekchaa tukada farhsivar padlela asto..
Titun teen mungyaa chalelya astaat..
Pahili mungi yete, Kekh khao lagatey..
Nantr dusari yete, Ti sudda khek khao lagatey..
Pan tisarie mungie maatra kekh khaat nahie ka??
Ti mhantey ” Nako..Tyala mungyaa laagatat!!”?

Mulagi – Majet hruday manjey maja mobile ahey..
Ani tu tyaataley sim card manjey jevan ahes..
Mulaga – Rani ek vicharu?
Mulagi – Ho raja vichar na..
Mulaga – Mobile double sim chaa tar nahie na??

Marathi Latest Jokes

Ti Sadyaa kaai karatey..??
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Mumbai laa baandi gaastey ani gaavala alyavar line maratey!!?

Shaala, Timepass, Ti sadyaa kai karatey..
Ya saglya cinemavar bandi analie pahijel!!
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darvarshi ami amcha pahila prem visaraycha prayatna karto
ani ye navnavin prakare tya premachie atvan karun deytat!!?

Sasubai apalya sainyatil javayala patra lihiley
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“Majya mulila ekta sodun tumi titha simevar mauj masti karta aahat..
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Gumaan lavkar majya poripashie yaa..Kahihi karab saanga pan sutti gya”
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faujie javai ne sasubai la ek hand granade bomb sobat patra patavle ani lihiley
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“Priya sasubai
Jar tumi ya bomb chi pin kochalie tar mala 13 divsachi sutti milu shakatey!!?