Ek mulagaa devala vichartoh..

Ek mulagaa devala vichartoh ” Tila gulabacha phool ka avadta”
Tey tar ekaa divsaat marun jaata! Mag tila me ka nahie aavdat..
Me tar tichyasati roz marto..
Dev uttar deytat ” Bhari re, ek number!! Whatsapp var taak!!😛

Ekdaa ek kekchaa tukada farhsivar padlela asto..
Titun teen mungyaa chalelya astaat..
Pahili mungi yete, Kekh khao lagatey..
Nantr dusari yete, Ti sudda khek khao lagatey..
Pan tisarie mungie maatra kekh khaat nahie ka??
Ti mhantey ” Nako..Tyala mungyaa laagatat!!”😛

Mulagi – Majet hruday manjey maja mobile ahey..
Ani tu tyaataley sim card manjey jevan ahes..
Mulaga – Rani ek vicharu?
Mulagi – Ho raja vichar na..
Mulaga – Mobile double sim chaa tar nahie na?😛

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Marathi Latest Jokes

Ti Sadyaa kaai karatey..??
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Mumbai laa baandi gaastey ani gaavala alyavar line maratey!!😄

Shaala, Timepass, Ti sadyaa kai karatey..
Ya saglya cinemavar bandi analie pahijel!!
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darvarshi ami amcha pahila prem visaraycha prayatna karto
ani ye navnavin prakare tya premachie atvan karun deytat!!😄

Sasubai apalya sainyatil javayala patra lihiley
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“Majya mulila ekta sodun tumi titha simevar mauj masti karta aahat..
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Gumaan lavkar majya poripashie yaa..Kahihi karab saanga pan sutti gya”
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faujie javai ne sasubai la ek hand granade bomb sobat patra patavle ani lihiley
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“Priya sasubai
Jar tumi ya bomb chi pin kochalie tar mala 13 divsachi sutti milu shakatey!!😄

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Bayko And Navra Jokes

Bayko – kuthey aahat tumi??
Navra – gharie aahey farling
Bayko – Nakki na
Navra – Ho
Bayko – Mixer laava pahu
Navra mixer laavto garrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bayko – ok jaan gubyee!😜
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Dusrya divashi
Bayko – (punhaa sahunshayane) kuthey aahat?
Navra – gharie ahey priya
Bayko – nakki naa?
Navra – ho
Bayko – mixer laava pahu
Navra mixer laavto garrrrrrrrrrrrr
Bayko – ok jaan gubyee!😜
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Tisrya divashi bayko na sangta surprise dyala ghari jaun pohochtey
ani pahatey tar mulaga ektach ahey
Tyala vichartey – bala pappa kuthe aahety tujey?

Mulga – Mahit nahee mummie, pan mixer geun gelet kuthetari!!😜

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Devala va doctor la kadie..

Devala va doctor la kadie naaraj karu nakaa..
dev naaraj jala tar tumala doctor kadey jave lagatey..
Ani doctor naaraj jala tar tumala devakadey javey lagatey..
Setting re baba..saglikadey setting!!😜

Mulgaa – te premach kai jey 7 february laa
suru houn 21st feb la sampnaar..
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Prem tar amchya mitramadey ahe
Je aayushyabar sobat astaat..😜

Baatamidaar ek bevdyala vicharto
“digital india” he sankalpana yashashvi hotai ka?
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Bevdyache uttar – jeva mala amazon var daruchi bottle order karta yeil
Anie……
OLX var rikami bottle vikta yeil tevach digital india sankalpana yashashvi hoil😜

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Kup Kup hasal..

Kup Kup hasal..
Bayko maherun nigtana navvryala SMS patavtey..
“Jevan karun sagali bhandi gasun teva,
Baajya fridge madey kadun teva,Dudh pan fridge madey teva,
Ani jopun gyaa malaa yala ushir hoil!😄
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2 min ne lagech dusra message
“Yetana me tumala ek quarter aanar ahe, konti aanu?”
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Lagech navra reply karto “Royal Stag”aan😜
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Lagech Baykocha message..
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Aavra sagla sangitlya pramaney,
Me quarter vagere kahi aanar nahee aahe,
Tumi pahila msg vachla ki nahie te paahat hoti,
Nhaitr mhantla asta “mobile silent var hota”😜

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