Devala va doctor la kadie..

Devala va doctor la kadie naaraj karu nakaa..
dev naaraj jala tar tumala doctor kadey jave lagatey..
Ani doctor naaraj jala tar tumala devakadey javey lagatey..
Setting re baba..saglikadey setting!!?

Mulgaa – te premach kai jey 7 february laa
suru houn 21st feb la sampnaar..
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Prem tar amchya mitramadey ahe
Je aayushyabar sobat astaat..?

Baatamidaar ek bevdyala vicharto
“digital india” he sankalpana yashashvi hotai ka?
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Bevdyache uttar – jeva mala amazon var daruchi bottle order karta yeil
Anie……
OLX var rikami bottle vikta yeil tevach digital india sankalpana yashashvi hoil?

Kup Kup hasal..

Kup Kup hasal..
Bayko maherun nigtana navvryala SMS patavtey..
“Jevan karun sagali bhandi gasun teva,
Baajya fridge madey kadun teva,Dudh pan fridge madey teva,
Ani jopun gyaa malaa yala ushir hoil!?
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2 min ne lagech dusra message
“Yetana me tumala ek quarter aanar ahe, konti aanu?”
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Lagech navra reply karto “Royal Stag”aan?
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Lagech Baykocha message..
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Aavra sagla sangitlya pramaney,
Me quarter vagere kahi aanar nahee aahe,
Tumi pahila msg vachla ki nahie te paahat hoti,
Nhaitr mhantla asta “mobile silent var hota”?

Lagnaat jevat astaana jevaa..

Lagnaat jevat astaana jevaa..
dusraa tisraa veles gulab jaamun maagto teva..
Vaadnaar asa pahaato jaisa kai..
Tyachich poragi maagitli!!?

Tumaala maahit ahe kai popcorn kadai madey
udyaa kaa maartat?
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Swataha basun baga mag kalel!!?

Shikshak – Mulano, sanga madras naav aslelya
sharache aatache naav kai?
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Bandya – chennai sir
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Shishak – agadi barobr..ata mala sang chennai ke naav kasey padaley
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Bandya – Sir, tikde sarv lok lungiee gaaltat va lungiche
chain nastey manun (chen nahi) chennai hey naav padley!!
Mastarani pant fatey parynat maarla!!?

Marathi Jokes, Marathi Messages

Majkyadun chukun JIO Sim varun Port cha message send jala..
Tar mukesh ambani ney swataha phone karun vicharla..
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Bhaava ajun kai kai fukat karu
Mahinyacha bajar pan bharun deu ka “reliance fresh” madun!! hahaha?

Navra : Aj tifin madey kai barla ahes..????
Bayko : Farm fresh chili red tomato sauce wid indian
pleed midium potatoes wid fry oil rice??
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Navra : Wow! mastach ! kai tari navin dish distey
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Officela jaun bagitla tar “fodnicha baat” hota
Gya ajun shikleli mulgi!!?

Sakali paper walaa lokmat chya aaivaji
TIMES OF INDIA taakun gelai…
Ata kai fakt photo bagtoii
Paper sandyakaali vachyacha..
Pilyaashivai english kuthey jamtai aplyaala!!?

Latest Marathi Jokes 2016

Papyaa- Aai, malaa kupach thandi vaajtey..
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Aai – Mag tula sweater deu kaa??
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Papyaa – sweater nako, babanaa sangun lagnacha bag na!!

Ek kirana dukana baher mungyaa hotya..
Te bagun dukandar chidun tya mungya maravya manun tyavar haldi takto..
Tya mungya kashyabashya aplya vaarulaat jaatat ani
varulyatlya bakichya mungya tya mungyana vichartat kai jala rey..
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tyavar tya mungyacha uttar
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Anna shodayla manun baher firta firta ami sagle
jejuri la kadi pohochlo tey kalalech nahi! hahaha

Samorchyala kadihi kami samju nak..
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Kadaachit te tumchye peksha yeda asel!!