Naughty Jokes in English

Whyy do wohmen wear pentiezz
wid flowerzz on dm?
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In luvin memoriezz of all d facezz
dt hve been buriedd there!?

Wifee sayzz 2 her husband
“U wanaa changee postionzz 2night?”
Husband – Yezzz sweethrt
Wife sayzz – Ok darlien, U doh d dishezz,
n I wiel sit on d couchh n faart!?

If a tiger attackzz ur mothr-in-law
n ur wifee at d sayme time..
Whomm wouldd U saave?
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Santaa – Ofcourszz,
D tigerr…beczz verie few of dm are left!!?

Naughty Hindi SMS

SHADI..
S – Shaantie baang
H – himmat khatam
A – azaadie samaapth
D – diemaag karaab
I – Imtiehaan shuruh
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Jisakie ho gayie JHELOO..n Jiskie nahie huie JEE LO!?

Mey meyrie ex-girlfiend koh dusrey key saath dekakar
Kabie buraa nahie maanta..
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Kyukie meyrie maa kehatie hai
Kheley hue kiloney garibo mey baat deney chahiyey!?

MARK ZUCKERBERG ek akeyla duniyaa mey
aisaa insaan mey..
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Jisakie maa bolatie hai…
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“Beytaa tuh timepazz chod
Aur facebook pe jyada dyaan dey”!?

Kyaa jamaana aa gaya..??

Kyaa jamaana aa gaya..??
waah bhaai waahhh
Ladkoh par film banie ” ek tha tiger”
n ladkiyon par film banie “Ek thi daaiyaan”!?

Agarr apakaa dost online reyhane key baad bi
apkoh reply nahiee dey raha hey..
Toh samaj lijiyey kie..
Woh ab single nahie rahaa!!?

Apney kabie sochaa hey..
Mirachie aankhon key alawaa or kahaa kahaa lagatie hai?
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Socho socho
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Keytoh mey lagatie hey..
Padey likey gawaar hameysha bas ultaa sochloh!!?