Latest Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa – Kadie aur chaawal mixx karakey khaa he rahaa tha..
Tab tak ek makkhie aakar uspar baaith gayie..
Santa – Chal hatt pagalie..uthh idhar sey
Ye woh nahie hai joh tuh samajh rahie hai!?

Santaa khaa radiyo karaab ho gaya tha..
Usney khol key deyka toh usmey ek chuhaa maraa padaa tha..
Santaa turantt bolaa – “Ohh teyrie”
Saala singerr he marr gayaa!?

Santaa aur Bantaa raat koh sadakk pey ghum rahey the
Santa – Bahut garmie hey yaar..
Banta – Ha yarr din hota toh
Kahie chaav mey jaakey baith jaatey the!?

Santa Banta Marathi Jokes

Santa – Yaar, amitaabh bachan daru na pitasudhaa
Kiti hubey hubh darudya sarka acting kartat naa?
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Banta – Arey bhau, Darudyachya acting peksha daru piun ghari gelyavar
Daru na pilyaachi acting karney jaast avghad ahey!?

Ek santaa jungle madun jaat hotaa..
Samor ekaa jadavar tyala saap disla.. ani toh titech tambla
ani saap la padkun bolala..
Fakt latkun kahie hot nahi baala..
Aai la sang complain pajaylaa!!
Santa cha antim sanskar kal ratri 10 vajta!!?

Banta chi girlfriend banta la –
Plzz gadi joraat chalvu nakoss..Mala biti vatatey..
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Banta – Jar tula itkich biti vatatey..
Tar tu he majya sarke doley band karun bas!!?

Santa Banta Funny Laughing Jokes

Bantaa – Whaat izz d difernce betwen
coffiee shoop n winee shoop?
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Santaa – Coffie shoop izz d starin poient of loove
and winee shoop izz d laast poient of loove!!?

Santaa – Maa wifee dieed yest, Iie m tryin 2 cry
Butt tearzz r not comin out..tel me wht 2 do?
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Bantaa – No problem santaa..juzzz imaginee she came backk!!?

Bantaa wentt 2 a restaurnt in chienaa
Chienese waiterr : “sirr I hve steewed liever,
Boiiled tonguee & frogss legss”
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Bantaa – “Yaar tuh apanie problmzz chood,
Menuu caard ley aa!!?

Santa Banta Jokes for Kids

Santa – Boloo saahab kyaa chahiye apkoh
Banta – honey wali biwi key kutte ke liyey chake leney aaya hu
Milegaa kya??
Santa – haan..par yaaha kaaoge ki paack kar du mey?
hahahahahaahh?

Banta – Baaji ap roz chess kyu keltey ho?
Santa – Dimag chalaaney key liye?
Banta – dimaag kisleye tez karatey ho?
Santa – Chess kelaney key liye!!?

Santa – Oyee tumaraa naam kyaa hai?
Banta – Meraa naam bantaa hai
Santa – Aur tumaarey father kaa naam kyaa hai?
Banta – Ji abee rakaa nahee!! piyaar sey bas paapa kehatey hai!!?

Santa Banta Hindi Chutkule SMS

Santa ka beyta – paapa agr apakoh raastey
met 10rs aur 5rs ka note mila toh ap konsa utaaohge?
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Santa – 10rs kaa
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Beyta – Isileye paapa appar joke banatey hai
Aap dono nhee uthaa sakatey kyaa!!

Banta ka beta – paapa mey firasey fail ho gaya
Banta – Chinta mat kar betey tum sher key betey ho
Banta ka betaa – ha pitaa jee! teacher be kuch aise he boli
Banta – boli hogi ki tum sher key betey ho
Banta ka beta – haa kuch aisa he!! kaha rahi thi
pataa nahee ti kiss jaanvar ka betaa hai!!

Banta – jab meine tujey khath likaa tha ki
merey yaad mey jarur aana tab tum aayey kyu nahi
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Santa – Ohh yar!! par mujey khat milaa he nahi
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Banta – meine likaa toh tha khat miley yaa na miley
lekin tum jarur aana!! hahaha