Bolun vichaar..

Bolun vichaar karnyaa pekshaa..
Bolnyachya aadi vichar kelela baraa!!?

Bhaavpurna shardhaanjali..
Whatsapp status aplyatun gela!!?

Life Kup sundaar aheyy..
Fakt boyfriend smaart pahijel!!?

 

Selfiee yaa ghoshtiche..

Selfiee yaa ghoshtiche pratek ahe ki apan ayushyaat itakey ekate jaloi ki,
Photoh kadaaila sudda konachihi garaj laagat nahie!!?

Arey veydi asey kiti dievas statuzz ani DP bagashiel
Chal ataa hrudayaala hrudaai mielu dey!!?

Hey bagh bhaau..
Jashiee durshtiee, Tashiee shrushtiee!!?

Yezzz Iie m smileein..

Yezzz Iie m smileein
But U arr not d reasson aniemore!!?

Dunn strezzz me..
U caant imprezzz me!?

Hopee 4 d besst..
expecct d worrzt..
N tayke whaat comezz!!?

Soyaa huaa kuttaa aur..

Soyaa huaa kuttaa aur selfiee leytie hui ladaki ko
Kabiee chedanaa nhee chahiyey!?

Jabh doo ladakiyaan milatie hai toh selafie leytie hai..
Jabh do ladakey aapas mey milatey he toh ek half letey hai!!?

Jab ladakiyaa selafie leyti hai tab baal banatie hai, smile and pout deyti hai..
Jab laddkey selafie nikaltey hai tab keyhatey bhai jaldie khich..
“hasi aa rahi hai”!!?

Kuch logo ki selfie dekakar..

Kuch logo ki selfie dekakar aisa lagta hai ke..
Unkey phone mey camera ki jagah pistol honi chahiye thi!!?

Chorie bolee photo acchee lagaa rakhee hai,
Mai bhola chaance mat maar pagali,teresey acchie pataa rakhee hai!!?

Makeup karnaa aana chahiyee..
Khana toh saansu maa bie banaa legi!!?