Zindagie mey badi shiddat..

Zindagie mey badi shiddat sey nibaao apanaa kirdaar,
Ki pardaa giraney key baad bie taaliyaan bajatie rahey!?

Mey bi terey ishq mey aatankwadi ban jaao,
Tujey baahon mey ley key bum sey udd jaao!?

Mujey itanaa bie mat ghumaa ye zindagie,
Mey shahar khaa shaayar hu, ” MRF ka taayar nahie”?

Dr izz nodin hotterr dn..

Dr izz nodin hotterr dn..
Girlzzz wid brain!!?

People cum n gooh in our lifee..
But d right onzz alwyz stay?

D onlie diference between d gud day n bad day is ur attitude!!?

Acchey achhey apneyko dekakey

Acchey achhey apneyko dekakey khaatey hey jatkey,
Kyukie apanaa style hey sabasey hatkey!!?

Baat unakie hotie hai..
Jinamey ‘kohiee baat’ hey!!?

Joh apasey dil sey baat karataa hey
Ussey kabie dimaag sey jawaab mat denaa!!?

Iie m noot laziee..

Iie m noot laziee..
Iie m juzz conservin energiee!!?

Iie M sexiee n I knw itt!!?

Iie salutee all maa haterzz wid ma middle finger!!?

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Hum kyuu ghum karey..Agar woh humey naa miley
Arey !! Ghum toh woh karey jisey hum naa miley!!

Jahasey teriee baadshai khatam hotiee hai
Wahasey meriee Nawaabie shuru hotiee hai!!

Zindagee agar ek jang hai toh..
Tumaara bhaai bee ek dabangg hai!!