Super Insult SMS

Ladkie – Kya proof hey ki tum mujey miss kartey ho
Ladka – Dekoh meyri shakal..Maa ney tappad lagay mujey
Jab mey soo raha tha tabie
Ladkie – Itna piyaar kartey ho mujasey
Ladka – nahie..Shakal dek key hasie aa jatie hai!?

Arj kiyaa hai..
Mujse break up karkey tu ban gayie ullu..
Mujse break up karkey tu ban gayie ullu..
Meiney toh nayie pathaa bi li..
Tujey kya mila…babajie ka tullu!!?

Teacher – Jab mey terey jitnaa tha..
Tab mujey har subject mey 100 markss aatey the..
Student – aatey hongey sir..
Tab tumey koi accha teacher padaata hoga!?