Funny Hindi SMS

Hee – Iie lovee you babie..
Shee – Aww..But I do have a bf
He – arey toh kya huaa..OLX pey bej de usako
Puraana jaayegaa tab toh nayaa ayega!!😜

LAdkaa aur ladakie ek restaurent gaye..
Waiter – Mam, aap kuchh logey
Ladakie – Baiyaa ek sabjie walie rotie laana
Waiter – kyaa??
Ladka – Gaav sey aayi hai, Pizza maang rahie hai!😜

Apaney kabie sochaa hai..
Shadie aur sagayie key bich mey
todaa saa samai kyu rakaa jaata hey?
:
Taakie koi yaha na kaha sakey kie..
:
“Mujey durgatna sey bachney ka mauka nahie diyaa”😜