Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie..

Hum toh aiseyhie udaasie mey baithey baithey
panie mey patharr maar rahey tey
Achaanak sey ek mendak nikala aur bola..
Panie mey toh aa..teyri udaasie utaru saaley
Teyri wali ke chakkar mey saley meri wali ka sir fod diya!

Chintu kie rotie pr sey chuhaa gir gayaa..
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Chintu – abh mey ye rotie nahi kaaunga..
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Pintu – khaa ley yaar..
Chuhey ney konasie chapaley pehanie hui thi!

Facebook pey apan muqaam kuch izz taraha se banao kie..
Agarr mar bi jaao toh log ye boley..
“bandaa asl zindagie mey toh kabie nahi milta tha,
par facebook pey regular update kartaa tha!

Kabie sochaa hey..

Kabie sochaa hey..
Mandir mey purush he poojarie
Kyu hotey hai..?
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Taaki baktoh ka dyaan bagwaan sey batakey nahie!😁

Apney kabie sochaa hey..
Lofar aur offer mey kya antar hey?
Simple hai yaar..
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Ladkaa agr I love u boley toh lofar
Ladkie boley toh baiyaa offer!😁

Patie – aajkal tum cigareete piney sey nahi rokati
Naa sharaab piney sey..
Kya sab shikaytey khatam..?
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Patnie – nahie, LIC waala parsoh he sab faaydey
batakey chalaa gaya!😁

Funny Hindi SMS

Hee – Iie lovee you babie..
Shee – Aww..But I do have a bf
He – arey toh kya huaa..OLX pey bej de usako
Puraana jaayegaa tab toh nayaa ayega!!?

LAdkaa aur ladakie ek restaurent gaye..
Waiter – Mam, aap kuchh logey
Ladakie – Baiyaa ek sabjie walie rotie laana
Waiter – kyaa??
Ladka – Gaav sey aayi hai, Pizza maang rahie hai!?

Apaney kabie sochaa hai..
Shadie aur sagayie key bich mey
todaa saa samai kyu rakaa jaata hey?
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Taakie koi yaha na kaha sakey kie..
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“Mujey durgatna sey bachney ka mauka nahie diyaa”?

 

Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan..

Baap – Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan ye sab
tumariee jaan kee dushhman hey beytaa..
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Beyta – Paapa, Joh shakshh apaney dushaman sey
baag jaayey woh marrd nhee hotaa!!?

Ladakey ney patalie se ladakie koh dekakar shayari kahie
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Chehara teyraa khaas nahie..
Haddiyon mey teyre maas nahiee..
Piyaar kya karu tujasey..
Teyri toh 9 mahiney jiney kie bi haas nahee!!?

Teacherr ney ek ladakie sey puchaa..
Tum badey hokar kiyaa karana chahatey ho..
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Ladaki – Mey badie hokar maa banana chahati hu
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Teacherr paas mey baithey ladakie sey puchti hai..
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Ladakaa – Mey maa bananey mey isaki marathi karana chahati hu!!?