Funny Hindi SMS

Hee – Iie lovee you babie..
Shee – Aww..But I do have a bf
He – arey toh kya huaa..OLX pey bej de usako
Puraana jaayegaa tab toh nayaa ayega!!😜

LAdkaa aur ladakie ek restaurent gaye..
Waiter – Mam, aap kuchh logey
Ladakie – Baiyaa ek sabjie walie rotie laana
Waiter – kyaa??
Ladka – Gaav sey aayi hai, Pizza maang rahie hai!😜

Apaney kabie sochaa hai..
Shadie aur sagayie key bich mey
todaa saa samai kyu rakaa jaata hey?
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Taakie koi yaha na kaha sakey kie..
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“Mujey durgatna sey bachney ka mauka nahie diyaa”😜

 

Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan..

Baap – Sharaab, cigierate aur ladakiyaan ye sab
tumariee jaan kee dushhman hey beytaa..
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Beyta – Paapa, Joh shakshh apaney dushaman sey
baag jaayey woh marrd nhee hotaa!!😝

Ladakey ney patalie se ladakie koh dekakar shayari kahie
:
Chehara teyraa khaas nahie..
Haddiyon mey teyre maas nahiee..
Piyaar kya karu tujasey..
Teyri toh 9 mahiney jiney kie bi haas nahee!!😄

Teacherr ney ek ladakie sey puchaa..
Tum badey hokar kiyaa karana chahatey ho..
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Ladaki – Mey badie hokar maa banana chahati hu
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Teacherr paas mey baithey ladakie sey puchti hai..
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Ladakaa – Mey maa bananey mey isaki marathi karana chahati hu!!😆