Kabie sochaa hey..

Kabie sochaa hey..
Mandir mey purush he poojarie
Kyu hotey hai..?
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Taaki baktoh ka dyaan bagwaan sey batakey nahie!😁

Apney kabie sochaa hey..
Lofar aur offer mey kya antar hey?
Simple hai yaar..
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Ladkaa agr I love u boley toh lofar
Ladkie boley toh baiyaa offer!😁

Patie – aajkal tum cigareete piney sey nahi rokati
Naa sharaab piney sey..
Kya sab shikaytey khatam..?
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Patnie – nahie, LIC waala parsoh he sab faaydey
batakey chalaa gaya!😁

Funny Sms for Girlfriend in Hindi

LIPZZ mirachee kee taraha..
GHAAL tamaatar kee tarahaa..
AANKHEN matar kee tarahaa..
SHAKAL kaddu kee tarahaa..
hey bagawaan ek piyaara sa dostt diya woha bee sabaji mandi kee taraha!!?

AAshiq paagal ho jaata hai pyaar mey,
Baki kasar purie ho jaati hey intezaar mey,
Magar ye dilrubaa nhee samajtee,
Golgappe khaati firate hey bajaar mey!!?

Aarz hey..
Merey dil kee boling ney usake
dil ka wicket giraa diyaa…
Par takdir toh deko, uska baap empire tha..
Mere Ball ko “NO ball” dekar
“Free Hit” Bana diya!!!!?

Ladkaa – Mujey lagataa hey humaara saath
ab yahi tak tha..
Ladkee – Aisaa kyuuu babiee..kiyaa tum merey
paapa sey miley tey?
Ladkaa – Nahee tumaree chotie beyhen sey meela tha!!?

Ladka apanie girlfriend sey chatting kar rahaa hey
Ladkaa – kahaa ho tum?
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Ladki – Net pey baithaa hu..
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Ladkaa – tabie mey kahu ye note kyu nahie chal rahaa
Uthh jaa moti!!?

Hindi SMS – Funny

Apkoh yaha jaankar bahut khushi hogi ki
“chatting” aur “Gapshup” ke liye
Whatsapp duniyaa bar mey dusre number par
pahuch gayi hai..
Pehle number par abi be auratey he hai!!! heheheh

Woh din dur nahi jab local railway
aur basoo mey chipke postaro mey dekenge..
“15 din mey whatsapp ki aadat chudaye”
Bangali baba,
Ashok appt, bustand key samney, xyz xyz!!

Joh ladka apni girlfriend ke liye
raat bar jagta hai
Wahi ladka
Bata sakta hai ki sabse badiya battery
“backup” wala mobile kaunsa hai!!